Skip to main content

Nick's definitions

humpkin

A sex session like a grumpkin in which one sits on a toilet taking a shit while another person gives the shitter a blow job; during a humpkin the grumpkin reciever humps the grumpkin givers face while holding the back of her head; hence HUMPkin.
"My you really humped my face while I was giving you a grumpkin Jimmy."

"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"
by nick April 7, 2005
mugGet the humpkinmug.

fucl

fucl (pron. fuckle)

A typo of the often used fuck, most likely to be said when angry, or frustrated. Common use may be heard verbally if the subject is prone to typing fucl.
Typing - "*spawncamped repeatedly* god damnit shit fucl n3wblets!"

Verbal - "*girlfriend calls* I wanna break up!" "Well fucl."
by Nick February 14, 2005
mugGet the fuclmug.

Schlager

Fucking idiot who gets a cab 1 block from his destination. Also known as a cock blocker.
I would have hooked up with Miss Iowa except my buddy pulled a Schlager!
by Nick January 14, 2004
mugGet the Schlagermug.

Chitten

Me and mys boys was chitten about where we're gonna party thursday night.
by Nick November 19, 2003
mugGet the Chittenmug.

circlejerk

when a group of males all stand in a circle and everyone jerks the person os either the right or the left of them.
"Hey, are you guys up for a circle jerk, lets all go right."
"Ok, but I well have to stand out, I'm left handed"
by nick September 7, 2004
mugGet the circlejerkmug.

school shopping

I really need to go school shopping after school.
by Nick August 31, 2004
mugGet the school shoppingmug.

ayrton

ayrton senna (dead ace brazilian F1 driver) = tenner
Dave mate...lend us an ayrton so I can go to the pub
by nick February 20, 2004
mugGet the ayrtonmug.

Share this definition