Kenny's definitions

smash

to take a shit

i gotta take a smash

by kenny October 17, 2003

deez nutz

My nut sack.

Me: Did you get that email from them niggas?
You: WHO?!?!
Me: DEEEZ NUUUTZ!!

by Kenny October 20, 2003

gold dust

Cocain

Hey bring me another kilo of that gold dust

by Kenny October 21, 2003

Melly

Perfection. And all mine.

My Melly is perfect.

by kenny November 12, 2003

tarnations

Another word for hell also see Heck. Mainly used in the southern part of the United States in the late 19th to early to mid 20th centuries.

1. What in tarnations is going on here?
2. What in tarnations are you doing to that cow Billy Bob?
3. Where in tarnations did I put my corncob buttplug?

by Kenny August 22, 2003

ask ya mum

similar to ya mum but more clever me thinks! KINDA SUGGEST U IS HAVING SOMETHING TO DO WIT THE PERSONS MUM (SEXUALY)

(in a fight)
-WHO ARE YOU EH?
-DUNNO WHO ARE YOU?
-ASK YA MUM...

by KENNY July 6, 2004

fat elvis

eating a cheeseburger while taking a shit and recieving oral pleasure all at the same time

Jane gives the best fat elvis' in town!

by kenny July 27, 2004