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Definitions by Emily

New Hope 

A truly unique cross-section of suburban life, where even historical monuments have homosexual undertones (ie the cannon on Main St.). Every gay man you will ever meet has spent a weekend there at a Bed & Breakfast, eaten at Marsha Brown's, gone on a horse-drawn carriage ride, and spent an evening at The Cartwheel.

People who grow up there find themselves totally clueless about what the real world is like, because of New Hope's complete isolation from the real world. The sprawling housing developments cover every inch of free space and former forest, and it is impossible to go thirty feet without seeing a shopping mall. SUVs crowd the school pick-up area, where stay-at-home moms wait for their spoiled, oversexualized, burnt out children. There is no culture, there is no identity, there is only the tourists.
Also referred to by some as "No Hope".
"I'm so bored."

"Man, I can't wait to get out of New Hope. There's nothing to do except drive, smoke pot, and sit on benches sneering at tourists."
New Hope by Emily March 31, 2005
excessive eye make up, especially incredibly clumpy mascarra/
"That girl has goobrie eyes."
goobrie by Emily March 27, 2005

compilitation 

"Oh man, did you see that compilitation back there?"
compilitation by Emily March 27, 2005

bellarmine 

short for Bellarmine Preparatory School, a co-educational private school in Tacoma, Washington. Many of the kids who attend come from wealthy families in the Puget Sound area, however, despite the money trickling in from said families, the school is still surprisingly ghetto.
"What high school do you go to?"
"Bellarmine."
"Stupid rich kid."
bellarmine by Emily March 27, 2005

country cruise 

to drive around with your friends in the country smoking pot
hey you guys, wanna go on a country cruise?
country cruise by emily March 24, 2005

Sizzle Fest 

The occasion when one or more people smoke crack
Sizzle fest tomarrow at 6 at my house!
Sizzle Fest by emily March 18, 2005

bassline 

what u say if something is cool or awsome. only, it replaces all those old words and is much cooler.
dude, did u see that girl emily? she's SO bassline!
this game is fucking bassline.
bassline by emily March 16, 2005