tab

soda from many years ago, that is so bad it'll make you sterile, and it wont go away..sorta like cher...tab will be here forever
i had tab last night, and now i cant reproduce!
by Emily January 11, 2005
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jackellackelpackel

no real definition...only used to annoy people with
jackellackelpackel.jackellackelpackel.jackellackelpackeljackellackelpackel.jackellackelpackel. (big breath!)jackellackelpackel.jackellackelpackel.jackellackelpackel.
by emily May 20, 2003
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townies

townies r wanka's. they think they r hard but aren't most r mummy boys hu still wet there pants. no1 likes this kind. have u noticed that all townies r thick ugly and stupid all at the same time, even though they have no talent copin wiv that must b hard. the townie often thinks there not 1 of us there a goth but it aint tru u stupid wanka's get ova urself ur ugly stupid, fat and ur crappy gold reingd cnt fit ova ur fat fingers so fuk off and get a life!!!
taylor hail!'i'm gonna fuk ur face' oooh deary me i think u meant fuk ur face up u thicko!!!!!! 'im gonna bang u out' pls dnt u dnt have anything there to bang me out wiv u hobo!!
by Emily January 26, 2005
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choke on a dick

Phrase used to express anger toward another.
damn, bitch! you ate my bagel?! go choke on a dick!
by Emily July 27, 2004
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dawson's creek

a great WB show. follows the lives of 4 teenagers and deals with all the problems in growing up.
dawson's creek last night was awesome
by emily April 24, 2005
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Keenile Penis Predictor

Predicting the size, shape and cheese content of a persons penis
Im a Keenile Penis Predictor and i bet that bloke over there has a really short and fat penis with cheese dripping off the end
by Emily January 26, 2006
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homosexual

(1)a homosexual is a person who is attracted to the same sex. homosexual males are often referred to as gays, and homosexual females are referred to as lesbians. there is absolutely nothing wrong with homosexuals, but many people believe that there is.
(2)the terms homosexual, gay and lesbian have evolved into common insults, and are used by many to describe someone stupid or out of the ordinary.
(1) Ryan told me today that he was Gay.
(2) Shut up, man. you're so gay!
by emily January 09, 2005
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