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assginity

Being in the state of never having taken it up the butt

I don't want to go to jail...I cherish my assginity!

by . December 14, 2003

checkers

Matt Mello. On the scale of who would be what chess piece in life, Matt Mello is below the board. he is checkers.

"i wanna be the bishop!"-matt mello

by . November 20, 2003

Nathan Herich

ball sack

I have a giant Nathan Herich

by . March 4, 2019

Humera

Eminem's wife.

Oh look it's Humera...Mrs Mathers. :P

by . February 7, 2004

Namer

A male who is so undeniably sexy that women cannot control their own natural urges to make sweet love to him.

I wish i was Namer.

by . June 13, 2004

hellfish

A complete idiot.
One having not a shred of intelligence.

That was dumb, but not Hellfish dumb.

by . September 1, 2003

gatt

The flakiest of flaky sports fans. In general, a bandwagoner, if you will. Roots for his/her team as long as they're winning, but as soon as they lose a couple has nothing but negativity to spew regarding said team. Irritating, whiny, and most likely reproductively challenged. May sport an afro, but this is not mandatory.

(as Calgary wins their second game in the Western Conference Finals; Ryan makes his first mention of them)

Ryan - OMGguys!!1!one!! I've been rooting for Calgary all season long, and they've always been my second-favorite team.

Everyone else - You're such a gatt. And, now that we think of it, you're such a ryan too.

by . June 12, 2004