scott's definitions

wang fu

Noun - the martial art in which one uses a wang-like object as a weapon; the art or method of "crashing" a web server by large quantity of valid HTTP requests from a large number of people.

by Scott July 8, 2003

STUBY

Sucks To Be You, just a acronym for saying it sucks to be you

Dude 1: "I gotta work overtime"
Dude 2: "STUBY dude"

by scott January 2, 2005

Azathoth

Chief deity of the "Cthulhu Mythos," worshipped by lesser deities and servitors in the Lovecraftian pantheon; described as having an anamorphous body that constantly writhes and undulates to the piping of a flute; also described as being the essence of all physical mater in the multi-verse.

"...the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes." - H.P. Lovecraft, The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath.

by Scott August 2, 2003

thirsty bitch

a female that is buggin' for a beer

damn there were some thirsty bitches at the club last night

by Scott March 29, 2003

funktify

to make funky, or even of a disgusting or smelly nature

This room is funktified.
I need to de-funktify it.

by Scott December 5, 2003

ghetto rider

1>an exceptionally ugly car.
2>a pimp car under 10 grand, usually purple with gold trim.

1>wow, this escort is a ghetto rider.
2>shit, check out that phat ghetto rider, did you see the rust and gold chrome and don't forget the DVD player inside.

by scott January 3, 2004

saturn

An over-priced, unreliable piece of American crap. A company that has done a masterful job marketing themselves as something different from the other crap American car manufacturers when the only thing unique about them is they clap and hand you balloons when you driver away in your over-priced, unreliable piece of crap. The antithesis of the Honda or Toyota.

Saturn Ads: A different kind of car, a different kind company.
Me: differen kind of car ya, its complete piece of shit; different kind of company, ya, the salesmen did everything but blow me when I picked the thing up.

by scott June 4, 2004