candy cane

A turd that has the red stripe from the hemroid while it came out.

Man I pinched a candycane off in the toilet you better stay out of there for a while!

by scott January 17, 2004

puerto rican hamper

when Tony G tries to see how much of his boyfriends dirty clothes he can stuff into his mouth at once

After my boyfriend mows the lawn, there's nothing like a puerto rican hamper to get into the mood

by scott May 11, 2004

free

Any unsupervised and un-tethered object left in plain view.

Oh look, another free road cone!

by Scott February 09, 2004

scottstown

ScottsTown is cool, it means cool. It is where the cool people come and hang out. Scottstown.tk, also may mean scott

I went to scottstown.tk looked at the forum.

by scott December 20, 2004

Loic

adj. or n. used to describe any lazy hobo that smells, has no job, and has a dirty sanchez. Usually hails from Perpignan, France, but may be found living in a cardboard box in any dump around the world. This word can be used to describe anything or anybody negatively.

"OMG, Scott is so much cooler than Loic."

"EWWW, look at that dirty homeless guy. He is soooo loic."

"Fuck, I just took a shit and it smelled worse than Loic."

by Scott April 18, 2005

sgo

A shortened version of "Let's Go"

Jane:"Dick, sgo!!!" Dick:"Jane, leave me alone, I'm playing video games!"

by scott January 23, 2003

jiggle dance

n: a dance in which an overweight male will shake his gut by grasping it firmly with both hands and waving it in a clockwise motion. This is usually accompanied with a leap from left foot to right foot and vice versa, as well as the optional singing of "The Hamster Dance" in slow motion.

When Janitor Bud started his jiggle dance, everyone in the lunchroom lost their appetites.

by Scott May 01, 2006