jeff's definitions

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl

Poop. Shit. Crap. Deficate.
See Free Mandela.

Damnit guys. The turtle is poking his head out. I've got run home to take the Browns tot eh Super Bowl.

by Jeff February 16, 2005

Salvo

Strong, Mighty, Destructive.

Salvo is the embodiement of destruction. A Salvo fired from a weapon will harm/ do great damage to an enemy.

by Jeff April 6, 2005

hickman

A girl that like to have a guy shit on her chest after sex.

That girl is a real hickman, she loves to get shitted on.

by Jeff May 13, 2005

bonefloss

derogatory term for a homosexual male, a.k.a. one o' them there faggots

Yo bonefloss, you're such a bonefloss, I'm going to give you the biggest swirly after class

by jeff November 27, 2003

cat's leotards

Everyone knows the phrase 'the cat's pyjama's' Well, it seems that by cunning deduction, that it was supposed to be 'the cat's leotards', apparently while trading the word for some horse-blankets and checking accounts with Korea, there was a mix-up.

"Dang, those are just the cat's leotards."
"don't you mean, cat's pyjama's" "I hope you die"
"but daddy! I wanna be the cat's leotards!" "you can't, Erbert, you have too much leprosy."

by Jeff October 27, 2004

Escuela'd

Being officially schooled.

You have the right to remain... escuela'd.

by jeff January 18, 2004

Athens

Ohio University Athens is not a party school, it is the party school.
Athens is a small drinking town with a college problem.

"Let's go Uptown in Athens tonight, I hear one of my professors is doing a lecture on kegstands!"

by Jeff September 19, 2004