redneck

a lazy stiff whos brother in law is also his unkle and mother is his wife and his daughter is his causin and are definitly from TEXAS!
WATCH TV! and look for your nearest trailer park tree house and might see some.
by jeff January 23, 2005
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redneck

a hillbilly from texas whos hard working and is called a redneck for show offy way of doing things like a texan.
by jeff January 23, 2005
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stellar

Shannon Nolan. <3 She is the most stellar person ever.
Shannon is so stellar!
by jeff April 23, 2005
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stellar

Shannon Nolan. She is the most stellar person... ever.
Shannon Nolan is stellar <3
by jeff April 23, 2005
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!

n. Symbol appearing (usually above one's head) when an unwelcomed outside party is seen.

When red, unwelcomed party will be pursued.

When yellow, odd noise or object will be investegated.
!
What was that sound?
!
I see him/her! It's the enemy!
by Jeff February 18, 2004
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bald bill

An awesome guy in law school class who tries (sometimes unsucessfully) to keep it real.
Oh man. That Ryan guy is no Tomer, he's just bald billing it today.
by jeff January 30, 2004
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european outlet

to insert one's penis into another's nostril. Name given due to the usual occurance that the penis will not fit into one's nostril, much like an American appliance into a European electrical outlet.
The european outlet given by Karl was the cause of Susan's incredibly runny nose.
by Jeff May 08, 2005
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