jeff's definitions

Swag

An extraordinarily obese and obnoxiously repulsive "girl" that enjoys causing pain and discomfort towards those around her due to her never ending supply of enthusiasm and complete and total retardation.

Swag?, how's it going? "Im smarter than you, and i play volleyball, and im hot, and im better than you at everything, especially being human and having friends!!!!!!!"

by Jeff August 28, 2003

hickman

A girl that like to have a guy shit on her chest after sex.

That girl is a real hickman, she loves to get shitted on.

by Jeff May 13, 2005

bonefloss

derogatory term for a homosexual male, a.k.a. one o' them there faggots

Yo bonefloss, you're such a bonefloss, I'm going to give you the biggest swirly after class

by jeff November 27, 2003

spitting dragon

when a man ejackulates down a womens throat an she coughs it up due to the force

the bitch copped a spitting dragon

by jeff July 18, 2003

Ass clown

bounce aka bobo

you stepped in the cement, ass clown

by jeff September 12, 2003

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl

Poop. Shit. Crap. Deficate.
See Free Mandela.

Damnit guys. The turtle is poking his head out. I've got run home to take the Browns tot eh Super Bowl.

by Jeff February 16, 2005

penis breath

having the breath of a penis

jesus christ ur have some sick ass penis breath

by jeff May 13, 2005