Porsched

The sexual reaction one might have upon sight of a Porsche.

When i saw it drive by i was totally Porsched

by Jeff March 14, 2004

spry

When a person is old, but hot, then they are spry

Is your grandma spry?

by Jeff June 29, 2004

pee in her butt

The extent of relationship advice that most GameFAQs users can give

1: "I really need help. There's this girl I really like, but I can't get her to notice me. What do I do?"
2: "Pee in her butt!"

by Jeff September 18, 2004

Cheesus

The all mighty Cheese god. He's a big wise man made of cheese and is all powerfull. U may see him on smope halucinations of just be in touch with him spiritually.

Cheesus the all mighty god of cheese and all that is holy (like swiss cheese)..........pun man away

by Jeff April 06, 2004

chillaxin

chillin and relaxing simultaneously

Me and my crew were just chillaxin at my house while sippin on some brewskis.

by jeff July 15, 2003

You're my Noah

Compliment: When a chick considers you her Noah, as in Allie and Noah in The Notebook

Jeff, you're my Noah

by Jeff February 24, 2005

drive by braille

Driving drunk or tired until you hit the rumble strip, dirt, bushes, and or small child on the side of the road, then instinctively pull back into your respective lane.

I was so drunk after the party i had to drive by braille to get home.

by Jeff December 20, 2004