jeff's definitions

grass drag

A sport where snowmobilers drag race snowmobiles on a stretch of grass or dirt.

I won at the grass drags.

by Jeff February 1, 2005

Limaholic

A person who is addicted to eating roach turd.

Jebus man! What on earth are you eating! You sick sick limaholic.

by Jeff December 13, 2003

Ottawa Senators

See also homosexual, the worst team in NHL history, with the worst regular season record. Will never win the Cup, especially with Patrick Lalime, a goalie who couldn't stop a puck if he did.

And once again the Ottawa Senators have fallen at the hands of the Maple Leafs!

by Jeff June 18, 2006

Boonga

Penis

That guy has a big boonga

by Jeff August 3, 2003

Technalization

N. the transition of paper being the dominant recorder to computers.

The Technalization has already begun.

by Jeff November 9, 2004

Fuck Buddies

Term used for sexual partners that regularly engage in sexual activities with each other, but do not share the usual emotional attachment of a standard boyfriend/girlfriend relationship (or boyfriend/boyfriend, or girlfriend/girlfriend, etc. etc.).

Often used to describe two people who use each other solely for sexual gratification and nothing else. Usually this is a sexual relationship that still allows for each partner to seek sexual and emotional relationships with other people (hence, no attachments) but can rely on each other for a quickie or a booty call .

Melissa and Rob used to be in a relationship a while ago, but after they broke up, they still act as fuck buddies for each other when they get horny.

by Jeff October 2, 2003

swain

To ejaculate, often in a public place

I wouldn't sit in that lawn chair if I was you. You never know who might have swained on it.

by Jeff April 25, 2005