jeff's definitions

urban pita wrap

when one defecates in is/her ass crack and the partner licks it out

yo dude, that mutha gave me an urban pita wrap last night, fo shizzle

by Jeff March 22, 2004

fasnap

It is accurately defined as a phrase used in an intense situation in which something good or bad has happened and "aw snap" or "snap" are not effective.

"That bitch just got kicked in the ass! FASNAP!"

by jeff August 7, 2004

staple

To have strong sexual intercourse with a female.

Yeah I took her home and stapled her to the wall.

by jeff March 21, 2004

douche jacket

term to describe the jackets commonly sold at ambercrombie and fitch, hollister, and american eagle. they r made of wool or something, usually brown on the outside and all puffy on the inside. basically worn to look gay.

That guys cool, wait no he's wearing a douche jacket!

by Jeff November 19, 2004

Bean Bag

A Man's Scrotum.

I like it when chicks play with my bean bag.

by Jeff November 26, 2003

Borange

1.adj. the colour of vomit.

i owned a few borange shirts in the eighties.

by jeff January 12, 2005

nigger fish

a fish that is black

i prefer white fish my self, keep your nigger fish to your self

by Jeff June 11, 2006