j's definitions

Sleep Talker

A sexual act where-by the male forces his erect penis into the females mouth while she sleeps, thus making her sleepy sighs sound muffeled and distorted.

Bill couldn't hide his guilt as he heard Sally sleep talk.

by J May 3, 2005

britishing

Britishing: paying real world dollars to people for cyber-sex, then player killing them as you climax.

After a long night of britishing, my i had a nasty case of rawdick.

by J August 6, 2003

creationist

a person who believes, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, that every single word in the good book is 100 percent factual. They tend to exhibit outward signs of basic intelligence and know a lot of big words, occasionally even well educated, but have the general intelligence of a shoe. See also : brainwashed.

God SAID it happened so it did! Shut up! it did too! la la la i can't HEAR you!

by J October 16, 2003

kewl

The aggravating way of pronouncing 'cool'. Used by the weed smokin idiotic gay bang gang members.

gbgm1:you are lookin kewl in that dress!

gbgm2:Lets bang the kewl way then!

by j March 14, 2005

wooder ice

philly way to say water ice

"you get your free ritas yesterday? Damn that wooder ice was good!"

by j May 28, 2004

chronic guys

a group of teenage males obsessed with marijuana

every movie is better when you watch it high)

by J February 12, 2004

peach bassoon

Another name for penis.

That girl is a mighty fine peach bassoon player.

by J April 28, 2003