j's definitions

FQ-400

The Mitsubishi Lancer Evo VIII MR FQ-400.

Wow! This baby has a 2 litre engine, but manages 0 to 60 mph in 3.5 seconds!!!

For all those of you who are uneducated this is quicker than a Zonda, a carrera gt, even a Ferrari Enzo!

Whooaa! Only my skyline could do that beast!!

by J January 8, 2005

Trip to the sewers

A sexual act of extreme degredation where-by the female refuses to wash her genitalia for 2-3 weeks, and then agreeing to sex with her partner, thus the male's penis takes a "trip to the sewers".

Jim was explaining to Pete how a trip to the sewers with Jenna was not worth the hassle.

by J May 3, 2005

Pontiac

Pontiac, GM's excitement division with such performance-oriented vehicles as the 185HP Aztek, 200HP SV6, and 200HP G6! Excitement indeed.

My Aztek looks lovely, doesn't it?

by J September 28, 2004

Volvo

The maker of the only station wagon other than the Dodge Magnum that looks good - the V70R. 300HP, AWD, safety, world's most comfortable seats, wide stance - imagine picking up your kids in that. WOW

2005 V70R - smokes every other wagon but the Magnum.

by J September 28, 2004

joner

the apperance of a boner formed by the coupling of the jeans in the croth area

dude, your joner is huge....i bet chicks dig it.

by J October 20, 2004

Higbr

a Hot Indian Girl with a Big Rack

Man check out that HIGBR

by J April 11, 2004

What are you some sort of cunt?

What you say to someone who doesn't like your work.

Client:"That is fucking shit!"

You:"What are you, some sort of cunt? This is SO fucking typical!"

by J April 19, 2005