candy ass

hey billy pass me that candy ass, I want to lick him all up
by Ryan June 12, 2004
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Awwe

A fake word invented by some stupid girl *cough* nev *cough*. Never use it during any situation as everyone will forevermore look down upon thee as a mentally handicapped child. Spare yourself of this most horrid of fates by never saying this word. Other spellings include: Awwwe.
Nev: Thats so sad. Awwe.
Random Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, THATS NOT EVEN A WORD! HONESTLY, IS THIS WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO TEACH MY CHILDREN IN SCHOOL. DAMN IT. FUCKING DAMN IT ALL TO HELL. WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR NOSE!? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!! DAMN IT KIDS, DAMN IT BLINK 182, DAMN ITTTTTTTTTTTT!
by Ryan April 05, 2005
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Master Cheif

(Spartan-117)
(John-117)
Master Cheif is a fictional character featured in the video games Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2, and the novels Halo: The Fall of Reach, Halo: The Flood, and Halo: First Strike.
The Master Cheif is the only person that can save earth along with the help of the last marines on earth.

;genetically and cybernetically augmented warrior designed to put down rebels and insurgents within the United Nations Space Command.

7' tall and weighs approximately 1,000 pounds in full battle armor. He is approximately forty-one years old at the time of the events of Halo: Combat Evolved (2552). Between Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2, the Chief's armor is upgraded from MJOLNIR Mark V to Mark VI. Both iterations of the armor include a helmet with reflective visor so the face of the Chief is never seen: in spite he is seen removing his helmet once in each game, the camera view always conceals the Master Chief's face from the viewers. Master Chief is voiced by Steve Downes in both Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2.
Marine to Master Cheif: "We called for reinforcments, but we did'nt expect A Spartan!"
by Ryan June 17, 2006
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SAGL

A SAGL is a Self-Appointed-Group-Leader. Someone who decides out of the blue that they are in charge, with little or no support from the rest of the group. They continue on their own direction whether the groups follows or not, believing them to be following.
Julie's acting like the SAGL again... damn that's annoying.
by Ryan November 27, 2004
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mec

The act of being caught looking at someone by that person, or catching someone looking at you.
Ryan tends to mec with people, he is quite the mecer.
by Ryan October 27, 2004
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durr

Word used mainly in insults or to emphasise the presence of a retard.
My name is Drew... Durr..
by Ryan January 19, 2005
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goatse man

by Ryan December 05, 2003
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