John's definitions

diaper

a white fabric that turms me on!!

white fabric aww aww

by john November 2, 2003

electric blow job

it is wehn u take a vaccum with the hose part a basicly stick it on your penis and turn on the vaccum

hey fred i just got a bj last night who would give u a bj? thier name was hoover

by john December 6, 2003

dirty punch

when you shove your penis into someones nostril and break their nose

dude let's break out the dirty punch!

by john May 13, 2006

Scum Bag

Someone who lies and turns their back on you

Michele said she won 500 dollars and won nothing. That scum bag.

by John April 27, 2005

/life

Telling someone to end their life due to their stupidity or otherwise.

/life plz kthx.

by john March 10, 2004

glumpular

A card company founded in 1617 by one british and another half british male humans.

dude i just got my new Glumpular cards!!!!

by John May 13, 2005

buttseksz

do it in t3h butt

i had t3h buttseksz with her!

by john March 18, 2003