John's definitions

snowman

When two men cum in each others mouths and then make out with each other and swap cum.

Vinny the fag did a snowman with Zach last night.

by John June 20, 2006

backwards

n. A state or condition of being extremely muh fuggin pissed off, as when wondering aloud what the hell is wrong with that dressing room 'cause that shit is lookin' smalla than a decimal.

"You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you?" - Swift of D12, "My Band"

by John June 24, 2004

bald eagle

a person who has no pubes

Matt dalton is a right bald eagle, he sucks himself off

by john May 14, 2003

jagov

Noun. Also erroneously spelled jagoff. Man who combines the seemingly mutually exclusive traits of rudeness, stupidity and pride. Supremely derogatory. Used only in Pittsburgh and Chicago.

Someone please throw a beer at that shirtless jagov in the front row.

by John November 11, 2003

Craptacular

Overhyped mediocrity

The People's Choice Awards are craptacular.

by John October 28, 2003

blixx

pertaining to the best at everything life sports sex etc..

blixx pertaining to be the best of the best no sluggish ass niggas

by john January 26, 2005

mug

A person that is quite the character.

"Man,did you see that mug act up in class today?"

by john June 14, 2004