John's definitions

friends academy

the preppiest and most expensive school ever

aargh! I've got to go to Friends academy

by John October 19, 2003

colon candy

the incredible fecal-filth that is ejected from the anus of a puerto rican love-goddess.

"god,i love to eat the colon candy from jennifer lopez' magnificent ass!"

by john March 16, 2003

dork cheese

Member of Kingdom Of Loathing forums. Asshole.

"hey u muthas i think u r all gey fags"

by John January 4, 2005

vestibule

a place where people hang out, to wait to see if they can score some free porn

i want porn-same thing as lets go to the vestibule

by john March 12, 2004

bum bum

See also:

anus, arse, ass, behind, backside, booty, bottom, bum buns, butt, buttocks, can, derriere, dorsal, fanny, fundament, heinie, hindquarters, hind end, keister, posterior, prat, rear, rear end, rectum, rump, sphincter, stern, seat, tail, tail end, tight end, tooshie, tuchus, tush

"Daddy, what do I do with this fudgesicle?" ... "Well, Jonny, you can stick it in your bum bum".

by john November 24, 2003

pussy-whipped

Manhood

Any guy who has no control over his manhood, he trades it in for pussy, she knows it and uses it to control him.

by john September 12, 2003

Raider lover

Usually consistng of mexicans that can't speak english, or name one player on the team for that matter. These guys usually live in shit hole appartments with about 10-15 of them to a room. Also see (Beaner).

I'm looken outside, as Juan and his "Amigos" are mowing my lawn. My friends and I are like, damn look at those Raider lovers.

by John February 3, 2005