John's definitions

lie

What men do when they want to get laid.

I lied about the number of women I had slept with.

by John March 22, 2004

iron maiden

totally disagree with that guy on the other definition. "Fear of the dark" is the best iron maiden song. although iron maiden an metallica are qualitaaaaaaaaaaaay

iron fuckin maiden

by john September 29, 2003

boobs

things on a womans upper area lower then her neck

things on a girls cheast area

by john January 5, 2006

system

short form of system of a down

"did you get the new system album 'steal this album'?"
"yea it was kickass"

by John March 27, 2005

jig juice

the incredibly thick, gloopy, slimy white stuff that is forcefully ejected from the piss-hole of a black man's penis during his sexual orgasm.

"that jennifer lopez sure has swallowed alot of jig juice!"

by john March 16, 2003

FUH2

A website that show's the truth behind the H2. Showing how the H2 is generaly fuel inefficent, a waste of money, badly enginered, ugly as sin and is basically a status vehicle for angry yuppie wives and husbands. Also the one main part of the site is to poke fun at such a piece of crap that GM has designed by having people posting pictures of people flippin off H2's.

Me and Jim where driving around by garden state plaza in jersey and we saw all the H2's parked at the mall so we pulled a FUH2 and gave it the old one fingered salute

by John April 7, 2005

chicken soup

Slang for legitimate.

Nah man it's completely chicken soup.

by john February 25, 2004