John's definitions

capital

essential to success; see key

Joe: I brought 4 cases of beer.
Nick: Capital.

by John March 8, 2004

Dave Mustaine

The man behind Megadeth. Formed Megadeth after he was kicked out of Metallica for drug abuse. He was both the lead guitarist and lead vocalist of Megadeth, until he injured the nerves in his arm and Megadeth disbanded without him.

Dave Mustaine is a great thrash guitarist and a "born-again christian".

by John July 16, 2008

palmyra

a small hick town located about forty minutes from rochester NY. Each year thousands of mormons flock here and act like they own the place (which they dont!)...but it is really just a shitty town.

mormon fucking suck!

by john May 13, 2005

guyjantis

something that is really massive...like something gigantic, times 100= guyjantis

GUY-JANTIS'..damn nigga..yous got some guyjantis feet..

by John February 16, 2004

dogwater

The act of talking absolute, complete and utter shite (usually under the influence of alcohol)

Listen to Chris - he's talking dogwater *again*...

by John November 25, 2003

gordon cheng

to be or to resemble a panty sniffer; one who sniffs panties all day while playing with his wang

Damn is that a gordon cheng?

My god, he's doing a gordon cheng

by john November 10, 2004

x slap

x stands for the first letter in your name and slap is for slapping a girl in the face with your penis

"Ya, last night kayla was blowing me, then i pulled it out and j slapped her."

by john April 25, 2004