John's definitions

hoobastank

a band from the California area, named after their bass player. Often compared to the likes of Incubus, only without the DJ scratching.

also see: incubus

Did you hear the new hoobastank single?

by John May 16, 2004

wellis

A silly noob who has no life and plays warcraft 3 all day. works out and is trying to get strong so he can get his dream girl. masturbates a lot.

wellis sucks at warcraft 3, he lost to a total lvl2 noob.

by john August 4, 2004

Drunk Squirrel

one of the L337 of the dod community

That shot was Drunk SquirreL

by john August 20, 2003

boobmongering

Staring at a woman's breasts.

Franklin got caught boobmongering Teresa at Hooters the other night.

by John April 19, 2004

Geebet

Tendencies of the Dickster or Gayvin variety.

You geebet - what have you done now!

by JOhn February 25, 2005

retail manager

This is the person that comes around making sure you are bothered every five minutes and told one more time what you are to do (in case you have a case of chronic amnesia). This is usually to reassure the person that the items and services you are selling and most likely not making commision off of are steadily helping out their bonuses each week / month / year.

Hitler was not a retail manager but many retail managers are little Hitler's.

by John December 20, 2003

Southtown

The nickname for Southington, CT. A gangster name for Southington.

All the kids from the hood live in Southtown.

by John December 8, 2003