John's definitions

black_wire

that guy that seems to be everywhere and made that site but has NEVER updated it and only one link works, NO IDEA

hey u know that guy black_wire u like him ? nah - y not hes ok yea i guess etc etc

by john December 17, 2004

comparo

A direct comparison or review by a knoledgeable person between two or more similar objects

Car & Driver just did a comparo between The Accord, Camry and the Mazda6.

by John October 25, 2004

deucifer

A shit that has some notable characteristic making it particularly heinous. Incredibly large/smelly/painful or horrible in other ways qualifies.

"Dude, I just took Satan's own shit. Your bathroom is now possessed by Deucifer!

by John April 9, 2008

The "Default" List

A list of people you would "BANG" purely based on physical attraction. Usually a celebrity, the default list is raw lust instead of legit feelings.

I heard Anna Kournakova is a real bitch but she is on my default list anyway. She's hot! I'd bang her!!!!

by John September 24, 2003

yush

the absolute equivelant to yes.

*Kyle* "Hey, are you going straight home?" *You* "Yush, ofcourse!"

by JoHn September 10, 2004

H.B.I.

Hot Beef Injection: Judd Nelson from the John Hughes movie, Breakfast Club.

BENDER
               So...so!
                    (to Andrew and Claire)
               Are you guys like boyfriend/girl-
               friend?
                    (a beat)
               Steady dates?
                    (another beat)
               Lo--vers?
                    (another beat)
               Come on Sporto, level with me.  Do
               you slip her the hot...beef...
               injection?

by John March 6, 2003

Stephenharperitis

A disease freqently suffered by Canadian conservatives by which the face is drained of expression and party members become zombie-like tight asses. Perhaps a less severe form of santorum as suffered by American Republicans.

With horror, Stockwell realized he'd forgotten his stephenharperitis immunizations that morning.

by John November 11, 2004