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Shrizew

Derived from the play "The Taming of the Shrew" written by Shakespeare, "Shrizew" replaces "Shrew" in the play's title. This is a direct result of when the Robinsonification process is applied to modern day dialogue.
"The Taming of the Shrizew"
"Yo, did you read the Shrizew last night?"
"I'd love to go bowling, but I gotta read this shrizew..."
by John March 9, 2005
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WHAT A NOOB

The ultimae phrase as you stand over a dead body and tea bag repeatidly.
*Pray assasinated Supa*
Pray *shouts* WHAT A NOOB
by john December 17, 2004
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Bhulinder

Impregnant a canadian woman.
to Impregnant a woman over the internet
When we went to Toronto I thought it would be a good idea to get some nookie, unfortunately I bhulindered her. Now I am screwed
by john September 2, 2003
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readers wife

Readers Wife (Noun): British institution whereby male readers of certain adult magazines feel the need
to submit for publication pictures of their other halves in varying levels of undress.

Readers Wife (Pronoun): a lady with a bedraggled appearance such that
you believe she would appear in such a magazine.
by John March 18, 2004
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huw

a little dwieb that try's to act cool around peolpe but fails and then diverts attention from himself to another person
huw is a little dwieb with no friends and try's to act cool around people
by john November 17, 2003
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sunken turd

A word that means all the coolest words put into one.
that was some "sunken turd" food
Im "sunken turded"
by john December 20, 2003
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the emo swoop

the fucking faggot who keeps posting pictures of his emo ass on here and refers to himself as "hot" is a fucking cock tard. when you can't tell by looking at a picture if somebody is a guy or a girl, you know your life is fucking worthless. kill yourself and your "emo swoop."
this just in: the "emo swoop'ster" on urban dictionary is a fucking wanker who will eventually come out of this stage in 2-3 years and realize how fucking stupid he was during that time.
by john March 14, 2005
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