John's definitions

hurricane

Its 40 oz, has twice as much alcohol per volume as most beers, and sells for around $2.

Brace for the smooth taste- hurricane

by John January 22, 2005

anusboy

when a child picks is anal cavity, farts, smells his fingers then repeats this activity for no longer then 12 seconds per day

tommy is an anusboy

by John February 25, 2004

friends academy

the preppiest and most expensive school ever

aargh! I've got to go to Friends academy

by John October 19, 2003

colon candy

the incredible fecal-filth that is ejected from the anus of a puerto rican love-goddess.

"god,i love to eat the colon candy from jennifer lopez' magnificent ass!"

by john March 16, 2003

goody goody

a person that is pure, naive, innocent, etc.

Niki is a goody goody.

by john November 23, 2003

mills

genius guy who gets da madd booty, pimp to the extreme with an enormous ENORMOUS penis, he is da big playa that all men want ta be,king of the poon kingdom

any man , who's name is mills and speaks of his tripod

by john February 3, 2004

badonkadonk

a thick delicous booty that giggles like jello if it moves a tiny bit and it makes even gay guys drewl at the sight of it

j-lo has a badonkadonk

by john December 3, 2003