text sniping

1. The act of trying to read someone else's texts discreetly by casually glancing over their shoulder.

2. Stealing one's phone and going through their message inbox when the owner of the phone isn't there, usually in the bathroom.
1. I found out Sarah and Dave are fighting again when I was text sniping Dave while we were watching a movie.

2. I knew there was something going on between Bob and my sister. I sniped her texts while she was sleeping and there must have been 40 messages from him.
by Eli December 29, 2007
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frozen salad

When somones takes a shit and puts it in the freezer. Then a girl takes it out and masterbates with it when it freezes.
After Jill stole this poop out of the toilet she put it in the freezer. 2 hrs later she took it out and masterbated with it
by Eli March 26, 2004
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weirdness

1. The quantity of having or being weird and/or strange.
2. A scale of the quality of weirdity from 1 to 10.
On the weirdness scale, this is like a 9!
by eli January 14, 2005
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The Beatles

the most fantastic band that has ever existed!!!
all you need is love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by eli November 17, 2003
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Indiana Snowplow

When you ejaculate on someone and use your cock and balls to push it around like a snowplow.
I got my cock all sloppy doing an Indiana Snowplow.
by Eli February 04, 2005
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hardcore dancing

From the Latin to suck at everything (Hardcorus Danci), something Emo kids try to do instead of crying to seem Bad ass.
Did you guys see that guy hardcore dancing? He probably hates his upper middle-class suburban home and the SUV his parents bought for him, that's why he's angry.
by Eli August 23, 2004
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Gisp

The region between the scrotum and the anus, or the hair thereof. See also taint, gooch and anal beard
That really gets my gisp

Or

Don't itch your gisp in public
by Eli November 22, 2003
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