kenny's definitions

hot karl

when somebody deficates on your chest

keith gave ted a hot karl.

by kenny December 18, 2003

thunder thighs

a pair of big ass thighs.

Her thunder thighs couldn't even fit in her jeans.

by Kenny October 27, 2004

cooper union

whats worse than hell

Hell is forever, Cooper Union just seems like it

by kenny January 11, 2005

Metagame

Used often in the internet for online games, Roleplaying boards, and chatroom's. It is when a person reads what a character is doing, and thus assumes he knows everything what that character has done- without witnessing any of those events at all because A) his character was not there B)The action was in a different area of the rpg 'world' or C) the person is just a tool

How did you know that was me? I was in a disguise and put a disguise spell on- I don't look like my normal character at ALL, you fucking metagamer!

by Kenny May 13, 2005

tarnations

Another word for hell also see Heck. Mainly used in the southern part of the United States in the late 19th to early to mid 20th centuries.

1. What in tarnations is going on here?
2. What in tarnations are you doing to that cow Billy Bob?
3. Where in tarnations did I put my corncob buttplug?

by Kenny August 22, 2003

slurt

to shoot man juice

i slurted my load. all over her face.

by kenny December 18, 2003

wound

A bad or ugly injury, or deep gash in the flesh.

"He has a nasty flesh wound"

by Kenny May 13, 2005