anonymous's definitions

tit wank

When a woman pushes her tits together, and the man slides his cock in between and thrusts (as you do) resulting in the woman recieving a pearl necklace

"Slide your hard dick in between my fat baps and I'll give you a tit wank! Oh! and I get a present aswell! You know how I love pearls!"

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

portteus

a person with really bad teeth

I saw this hot girl today, but when she smiled at me I realized she is a portteus

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

DVD

Digital Versatile Disk / Digital Video Disk.
Comes in different varieties, with 1 or 2 recorded sides, each being single or dual layered.

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

golden time

when u have to urinate

After 3 beers, its golden time!

by Anonymous September 20, 2003

crazzle

a cracker. its just like nizzle and nigga.

What up crazzle?

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

Hagz

A superior being who lowers his self to play with low lifes.

Hagop is known as Hagz because even when he plays down to his competition he still destroys them.

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

burger king

Once I ate a hamburger from them. That night I got bad diarrhea.

It was painful.

by Anonymous August 16, 2003