anonymous's definitions

kear

Friction burn on the penis resulting from kear or excessive masturbation without lubrication.

I dry masturbated last night, and now my penis is covered in painful kear marks.

by Anonymous October 12, 2002

northern monkey

guy from Whitby who works in London so thinks he isnt a northern monkey

Steve Helm

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

screela

money

Give me my screela bitch.

by Anonymous January 4, 2003

glukron

a man who has no penis and two balls, one of which has an abnormal lump on it.

My friend jonny tried to have sex with a women but he couldn't because he has no penis and is a glukron.

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

cogan

Someone or something that owns your face constantly.

"You were just coganed."

"That was cogan calibur."

by Anonymous July 3, 2003

inkiee

One who's name is derived from twinkie. Only used for one's sweetest laydeeh. Someone that is one in a million.

by Anonymous July 5, 2003

McDonalds

1. A temple for poor and starving students.

2. A company that people like to sue because they lack common sense.

McDonalds is better than the crap they sell at school.

by Anonymous July 30, 2003