anonymous's definitions

french oven

When you are getting a BJ under the covers and then you fart.

I made my dick tent into a french oven.

by Anonymous September 5, 2003

Queetsie

Piece of Shit

You're a Queetsie

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

wooden pony

a basic torture device consisting of a horizontal member such as a board or pipe on which the sufferer rests the weight of the crotch.

Good slaves get spanked, bad slaves ride the wooden pony.

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

bumping nasties

Sex, as in thrusting two hairy, smelly parts of the body into each other till gooey liquids spurt out.

We were bumping nasties all night man, she was looser than my ass after an all you can eat mexican buffet!

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Nymph

Someone who craves sexual intercourse and or satisfaction at a constant rate

Grham is a nymph

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

fisukapple

This is when you get a girl on her period and fist fuck her till your hand looks like a toffee apple.

You then lick the toffee apple.

John, tell your mom thanks for the fisukapples!

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

meecrob

Inedible garbage that even God hates.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003