gobstopper

as a guy gets ready to blow, a girl caps the pee-hole with her thumb and it spurts out as when opening a champaign bottle. Note: Careful not to cap too hard for fear of rupturing vas-deferens
by Anonymous November 02, 2003
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slopey

The large protrusions that extend outward from Jeremy Lopez's chest. At the summit of the slopies like a giant nipple which weaps warm milk. Under the slopies lie centuries of built up grode that would be useful when fulfilling an order to genocide some people.
Jeremy, your slopies closely resemble the Andes mountains.

'Ey slopey!
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
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slopey

A protruding mass of flesh. Usually resembling a breast.
He got hit by a slopey.
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
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paddywhaker

spanking stick for Irishmen
by Anonymous September 29, 2003
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Rusmir

when he roots your tetka
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
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Fritz it

To premature ejaculate. Is more appropriate if the cause of said ejaculation is mind destroyingly ugly.
"Hmm, don't be alarmed, but I think I'm about to Fritz it in my calvins."
by Anonymous February 09, 2003
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nm

an annoying/lazy way of saying "Oh, I was just sitting here with my thumb up my ass, waiting for you to ask me what I was doing. In fact, let's just stand here and piss away 3 minutes of our lives talking in unclear ambiguous terms about how our day is, what we did five minutes ago, and what we plan on doing five minutes from now."
Person 1: Whazzzz up??
Person 2: nm
by Anonymous November 06, 2002
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