Definitions by anonymous

Metrosexual 

Stylish, urban dwelling straight male, known for his savvy with clothing, his subscription to Kiplinger's, and who has all three of the following in his home:
1. a full set of silverware
2. books on a bookshelf that have actually been read
3. pomade

"My last boyfriend was a metrosexual. He spent just as much time on his hair as i did."

Metrosexual by Anonymous August 13, 2003

yambag 

scrotum; nutsack; fleshy, often hairy, pouch containing the testes. Popularized by comedian Andrew "Dice" Clay on the Opey and Anthony show.

After delivering a devastating donkey-punch, I proceeded to pull out my mule and paint a lovely map o' Hawaii on her back in a flattering shade of banana-juice. I then treated her to a Roman War Helmet a.k.a the Gonzo, in where I draped my yambag over her eye-sockets and mule over her nose.

yambag by Anonymous August 13, 2003

meh

1)Expresses indifferance or disinterest.
2)Used when a verbal acknowledgement is appropriate, but needs to contain no information.
3)Me, used with particular emphasis, sometimes associated with Cartman, of South Park.

That was awesome! Wasn't it? Huh?
Meh.

Respect meh Athoratah!

meh by Anonymous August 13, 2003

R. Kelly'd 

To get away with having sex with an under-aged girl.

Justin R. Kelly'd after the police believed his story about not having had sex with 12-year old Cynthia.

R. Kelly'd by Anonymous August 13, 2003

HAMMER TIME

A stupid, worn-out phrase that was popular from 1990-1992 when M.C. Hammer was considered "The Genius of Hip-hop".

Hammer Time!

HAMMER TIME by Anonymous August 13, 2003

O-Town 

Suck-ass boyband who only has fans because they are "sooo cute".

O-Town can't sing for shit, as with most boybands. Equally retarded are N*Sync, Backstreet boys, Linkin Park, etc.

O-Town by Anonymous August 13, 2003

HoNeY DeW 70707 

A girl who Tripp is going to steal.

HoNeY DeW 70707 by Anonymous August 13, 2003