dead like me

Best Damn show ever, and it is getting canceled !

are you DEAD LIKE ME ?

by Urban Dictionary January 15, 2005

choad

A thing or person that is wider than it is longer. It doesnt only apply to cocks you dumb fucks!

Mr. Flood is a choad

by Urban Dictionary June 4, 2004

Balls To You

The best greeting ever. Once said by Liza Minnelli, and reviewed by Ray William Johnson, has become the most formal greeting ever.

Bob: Hey Bill, balls to you!
Bill: Thanks Bob, balls to you as well. *Tips his hat*

by Urban Dictionary January 11, 2011

farmer

a woman who raises a man's cock

Man: Are you a farmer?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you raise one helluva of a cock.

by Urban Dictionary November 15, 2005

The Executive

The beltless trenchcoat that Frank Costanza invented and made a living off of selling. Mentioned in the episode "The Raincoats".

Kramer: "You recognize this?"
Shop keeper: "I sure do. That's The Executive."

by Urban Dictionary October 12, 2008

Justin Bieber

The greatest troll ever.

Justin Bieber: *High pitched voice* Baby you know I love you.

Guy 1: -_-
Guy 2: >.<
Guy 3: O.O
Guy 4: 0.o
Guy 5: T.T

by Urban Dictionary January 20, 2011

love nugget

The small mosrel of poo eaten during a rim-job. Usually pops out when reciever of rim-job orgasms

Tim was Giving Kraig a rim-job, and as Kraig screamed in ectasy Tim ate his love nugget.

by Urban Dictionary May 20, 2005