me's definitions

divorce

An event that has become very common in today's society. Affects children more than adults-generally causes the parents to tell their children that "We're still friends" while talking shit about the absent partner and forcing the child to call them to tell them something. It is also the beginning of the introduction of a step-parent (aka demon in most cases) who feels it is their role in life to be a complete ass- all the freakin time.

me:I don't know a single person whose parents are still married, do you?
Jim: Um..no I don't either, thats bad isnt it?

by Me November 1, 2003

Syracuse

The *Original* Syracuse is a city in Sicialy Italy.

I bought some baccalgli(salted cod) in Syracuse.

by me March 22, 2004

hard knock life

to have a hard life' to live a gangster life

ask annie

by me January 1, 2004

windows update

An oxymoron in itself.

They add Spider Solataire and call ir\t Windows XP

by me December 27, 2003

mmmmk

it means ok, but in a really bored and or tired way.

Hey, you wanna go to the concert with me?
Mmmmk

by ME May 13, 2005

turd chopper

Another word for butt or ass.

Check out the turd chopper on that chick.

by me February 20, 2005

cock canyon

pussy, vigina,a girls thing for a guy to stick his dick into

Wow, I wanna take a dip into that cock canyon

by me April 20, 2005