venetian snares

1. Frankly incredible mash up of noise, jungle, shouting, breaks, unidentified breaking objects and Stevie Wonder on ketamine driving at 400mph down the M1 projectile vomiting to the sound of his own music played at 10 times the normal speed. Venetian Snares has managed to capture the essence of some of the world's most violent massacres and translate them into a whole funk collector's collection worth of number one break core hits! Absolutely imperative listening.

2. Simply put, the greatest electronic music artist ever, comparable to
Jesus Christ in skill, although in unrelated fields of work.

3. a.k.a. Aaron Funk

Venetian Snares!?! I'd be gay for that dude.

by anonymous May 04, 2004

Sloppydog

the God of counter-strike

Sloppy dog will kill you if you dont stfu

by Anonymous April 17, 2003

Fleabix

A small, cute fluffy imaginary creature that is only capable of making monosyllabic sounds.

My fleabix just ran away.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

VictimOfFaTe

The God of WarCraft III.

Oh shit! It's VictimOfFaTe, we'd better leave because there's no chance of us winning!

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

gen1x

a good bat

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

gipton

the coolest cat in the entire universe.may drink alcohol heavily, and likes the occassional ho.looks like jack osbourne.

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

forbush

To give enough work that students actually learn something.

She forbushed by giveng two essays in a semester.

by Anonymous May 28, 2003