anonymous 's definitions

god

Existence. Christianity and all religions know it exists, but religions use rules and other cult-like plans to control life. Whatever god is, he ain't gonna put you in some place to burn for an eternity. Makes no sense.

god damnit

by anonymous July 31, 2003

renege

a thing most noobs at the game of spades do and end up getting critisized by their fellow spades players endlessly, their partner also most of the time ends up beating the shit out of them after the game

You stupid bitch you just reneged i outta kick your ass

by anonymous March 13, 2004

granola

A person who dresses like a hippy, eats natural foods (granola), and is usually a Liberal, but in all other ways is a typical middle class white person, and is likely to revert back to being straight when they finish college.

Did you see that granola chick at the farmer's market buying bean sprouts?
Yeah, her new Volvo was parked next to me.

by anonymous July 11, 2004

douche bag

Individual, or individuals who piss you off on good days, and piss you off even more on bad days.

those assholes can pound sand for all I care cheapskates

by anonymous April 3, 2005

Citrix

N. A crappy system that serves Microsoft Windows, usually 2000, to thin clients;with client, a Citrix client is served to by a Citrix server.
Adj. crappy, very slow, laggy, beneficial if removed. (usually defines computers)

Citrix just crashed.
My Ctrix account has been loading for hours.
To type in Citrix, make sure that your type-ahead buffer is large enough. The lag is just that bad.

by Anonymous May 10, 2004

Brewed Douche

utter nastiness, also something nasty that has been purposefully made nastier.

That pizza is pretty good, but if we stick it in the refridgerator then by tomorrow it'll be brewed douche.

et's brew that douche.

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

steam

The piece of sh!t VALVe designed. Steam started as a VERY buggy program. After Steam deleted all the HL files from your HL folder, people found that Steam is the worst piece of sh!t ever made, but they had to stick with Steam after they had no more HL files. Not only that, Steam downloads upgrades and other crap without notifying you about it at ALL. That means that if someone can hack into the download manager of steam, they can put viruses, spyware and all the other sh!t they want without you knowing it. MILLIONS of people support that and all the other facts why steam is crap.

P.S. Satertek STFU with your double definitions

Man, this is so steamy..

by Anonymous October 2, 2003