anonymous 's definitions

austin powers

an International Mystery Man

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

panochi

pussy

give me some pussy

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

prospector

One who has the innate ability to locate comedy gold on UrbanDictionary.com

John Gill is one silly-ass prospector.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Hijubba

Explains the un-explainable

when you randomly die in a game you say "HIJUBBA!"

by Anonymous January 21, 2003

shlong

Misspelling of the world "schlong," or penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.

Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.

by anonymous January 2, 2004

Moonlight

Something you CANNOT FIGHT.

Don't try to fight the moonlight because it CANNOT BE DONE.

by anonymous September 20, 2004

SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.

Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.

by anonymous October 6, 2004