anonymous 's definitions

Bartender

a drunk's best friend at the moment

Drunk: The Bartender is my best friend
Guy: What the hell?

by anonymous June 16, 2004

aven

based on the prehistoric word for sexual aggression, "aven" or an "aven" is a person limitless in style and funkiness.

almost as cool as cheese and rune

aven is great. I hate being aven

by Anonymous June 24, 2004

new canaan

Also home to the "risque" club, a group of kids that stand there and go, "how RISQUE am I" and making secret gestures. The phrase was started by the class of 2007 as freshman. They think that they are the coolest kids in the world because they can say that word and no one else can unless they are in the group, and if you do and you arent in the group then you are a huge fag. Basically, its the "n" word of New Canaan.

"Uh! Risque! How Risque am I!!!"
"Blos youre such a fag dont say that"

by Anonymous April 4, 2005

noonies

male testicles

Damn, it's so cold outside, I am freezing my noonies off.

by anonymous May 2, 2004

trample

To stand or walk on one's body and esp. sexual organs as part of an extreme foot fetish.

XXX Ladies love to trample XXX Click to enter

by Anonymous January 19, 2004

midge

Mother of the Fridge, as
Mother, Fridge
Midge

Already done

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Iraqchronism

A statement which is obviously untrue - preferrably made in an attempt to deceive those with superior intelligence

'read my lips, no new taxes' - that's an Iraqchronism

by Anonymous July 9, 2003