anonymous 's definitions

drunken pirate

when receiving a blow job right before climax you pull out squirt in her eye and then kick her in the shin; then the victim looks like a drunken pirate arrrrrr!!!

man last night i made this chick do a drunken pirate. it was funny as hell

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

spode

Noun: Clueless neophyte able to inadvertently stumble into disastrous consequences. Used exclusively in a condescending manner.

That kid next door ran his bike into a parked car. What a spode.

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

dogboy

an anonymous title for an unappealing male that has the face of a dog and a tendency to indulge in drugs and alcohol

Jon is a dogboy becase he has no personality and smokes a lot of crack.

by Anonymous September 13, 2003

matrix

1. A trilogy of films about the dangers of technology, with influences from religon and philosophy.

2. Star Trek killer, this film is to the Gen X and Y what the themes of Star trek was to the baby boomers.

Unfortunately I cannot tell you what the matrix is, I ahve to who you. So see the movies to learn more.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

mushroomstomp

to slap with dick

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

farging bastage

A less harsh version of fucking bastard. Usually used in a joking manner.

"Hey you farging bastage! Are we going to the bar tonight?"

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

SM

stands for SELF MUTILATION and is also known as self-injury. (cutting or burning yourself. doesn't mean you're suicidal)

She does SM.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003