Fjonball

a ball o' fjon

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

strich9ine

stoopid mammal that cant do things to his car the proper way

strich9 why the hell did u do that to ur car. ur gonna destroy it

by Anonymous March 05, 2003

Smartter

The act of sucking a fart out of someones rectom.

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

totalj

1: Uber Coolness. 2: Better than you are.

I feel so much more totalj than you.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Gan Ning

a straight up pimp from the three kingdoms period of china. they say he had a ship full of women. they say he often banged their brains out. oh yeah...he was also an excellent warrior, pirate and general.

"damn fool, you finna get yo gan ning on tonite? THATS MY DAWWWG!"

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

mystery meat

The stuff they serve in the cafeteria, which is of unknown origin.

Today's luncheon special is leftover mystery meat.

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

VaVaVirgil

An AIM chat bot created by the Virginia Tobacco Settlement Foundation for the purpose of convincing children not to smoke. It attempts to do this by using some of the worst grammar imaginable short of "l337speak" and insulting smokers. Recently "upgraded" to use even worse grammar and more unconvincing arguments than ever.

User: Do you like baseball?
User: dunno. i'm not sure how i feel about baseball.

hey, can u tell me one reason y smoking isn't stupid?
User: I can tell you many reasons. Want to hear some?
VaVaVirgil: u ask weird questions. i dunno the answer 2 that!
User: Smoking is not stupid.
VaVaVirgil: hair smells like doo-doo after a smoke

want 2 hear another one?
User: I smoke.
VaVaVirgil: u probably spent a bunch of cash on a cool shirt and now it reeks like manure

thinking of butting out for good?
User: Shut up or I will murder you.
VaVaVirgil: u will murder me? for real?

by Anonymous May 09, 2003