wonce

An alternate spelling for "once".

Jane Ellen spelled "once" w-o-n-c-e in the spelling bee.

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

intarweb

Intentional misspelling for 'internet' usually used when making fun of people who are technologically impaired

OMG! Teh Intarweb si down!!11! All of my AOL Blast Capacity leaked out!

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

ork

to ruin; to "mess up" or "screw up" something

"Man, I really orked up on the test last period."

by Anonymous April 05, 2003

double dunker

A man who, after inserting his penis into the anus of another, proceeds to put it in the same individuals mouth.

GOD, I can't stand 50 Cent. Why did he have to double dunk on the five year old girl?

by Anonymous March 09, 2003

loser on salary

any manager or assistant manager

by Anonymous November 03, 2003

god

a widely known imaginary friend

mommy i didnt do it god did it

by Anonymous July 04, 2006

Suicide is your only option

When someone is so depressed that they believe that death is better than pain. This usually happens to people who have unsolvable problems.

Ryann was very depressed for many years. She went to her friend and her friend told her: "Suicide is your only option." So Ryann killed herself the following day.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003