anonymous 's definitions

twit

hoity toity word ; a way of trying to belittle one

"by george , the little twit is at it again ! "

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

Muff

1. A warm, furry place to warm up your appendages. 2. My girlfriend's cat.

"She has a might nice muff in her lap."

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

naard

socially inneffectual, under the dillusion that they are intelligent while biligerently arguing the finer points of Walkers Vs. Tayto Cheese&Onion on IRC. Perri clearly pwn.

take your pick

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

unorexia

Unorexia is evidenced by those who stuff themselves into vinyl stretched to molecular thinness, or into mesh and fishnets that make them look like they've broken out in ham hives, and then stand in front of the mirror and say "DAMN, I'm hot!".

Displays of man boobs, hairy beer guts, nipple tape, butt piggies, sagging empty wallet breasts, mullets and juggalo attire are some of the many manifestations of unorexia. Alcohol tends to accelerate the level of deterioration.

No way, dude. I'm not going over there and talking to those girls, they've all got unorexia!

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Anticor

a. Former Marine. Left the Corps because he wasn't asked, but he told.

b. Super Son.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

curling

A true embarrassment to human existence. A non-sport which involves some loser thrown a flat, cylindrical stone yelling non-sensical things at two even bigger losers, using their "specialized" brooms to... SWEEP THE FUCKING ICE.

Usually Canadians excel at curling and win all the championships because the rest of the world is sitting back and laughing at those canucks for even being associated with such a homoerotic activity.

Curling is totally homo. Let's go sweep some ice!

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

skull cap

A thin, skin-tight hat piece.

by Anonymous January 30, 2003