SMP

Acronym for "Symmetrical Multi-Processing" A computer with more than one processing unit.

I am not SMP capable before at least two cups of coffee.

by Anonymous February 05, 2003

SMP

suck my penis (see: win at all costs cnbl )

A group of young little shits who can't play tfc worth beans. Also got pwnd on epicenter by some clan who played 2 short and got airshotted 4 times and crowbarred 5 times.

by Anonymous April 06, 2003

SMP

A retarded TFC clan. They suck, but they think they are godly. They beat a couple of teams 9vs8 (other team having 8).

If SMP beats you, you either have 8 or less people, or your clan really sucks.

by Anonymous April 06, 2003

sourpuss

Someone that gets uptight about things easlily, takes jokes the wrong way

"Get outta here you fucking sourpuss!"

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

BURKHART

a person who engages in anal sex and loves the shocker

shes such a burkhart

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Xing

David's one and only true love.

David loves Xing so much because she is his true love.

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

chili one dip

one hitter

Hey man did you bring the chili one dip?

by Anonymous November 06, 2003