Definitions by anonymous

spotted owl 

The other white meat.

Too bad spotted owl is almost extinct, it's good eatin'!

spotted owl by Anonymous October 24, 2003

thwate 

complete pillock

U are an utter thwate

thwate by Anonymous October 24, 2003

a fifth 

a weak ass bottle of alcohol that couldn't get a silly bitch drunk!!!

"a fifth? shit man what am i a silly bitch?"

a fifth by Anonymous October 24, 2003

pwnd 

PWND means OWNED nothing more, lazy gamers made up the word ok ?

I owned you
o PWND you

pwnd by Anonymous October 24, 2003

NMM 

Nude Mutual Massage

NMM by Anonymous October 24, 2003

bend a bar 

1: Take a wank
2: Take a piss

B with u in a min I'm just bendin a bar.

bend a bar by Anonymous October 24, 2003

The Alabaster Parakeet 

I remain TE Quagmire, the historian for the Order. Our entire history has been documented by trusted members, not charlatans such as yourself. My assistants and I are the only reputable source of information. Take heed!

The Alabaster Parakeet by Anonymous October 24, 2003