Definitions by anonymous
Afakaz
That boy is such an Afakaz! He should get a life!
Boladon
Lets get the hell out of here.. here comes a Boladon.
Lex the Impaler
A mutant chigga with a hyperextensive penis long enough to impale most people. His favorite trick is to sneak up behind people while they tie their shoes, and ram his iron pecker into their anus and out through the tops of their heads - killing them instantly.
"Run, women get inside your homes and bar the doors! Men, grab whatever weapons you have and flock to fight the beast in the Town Square. The creature, Lex the Impaler, has broken through the city gates!"
Lex the Impaler by Anonymous April 29, 2003