Daniel's definitions

rere

A retarded person. A person being a complete idiot.

Don't be a rere!

by Daniel May 21, 2002

Wriffle

A term used to describe the action of an attempt to make a breakfast, but somehow mucking up and wasting your food. Originated in Tasmania, Australia, when a pancake was ruined in an attempt to flip it over after the first side had been cooked.

Oh man! I totally WRIFFLED my poptarts!

by Daniel May 30, 2003

U2

A self righteous band imported from overseas. now mainly serves as an advertising campaing for the democratic party. oh, need we mention they've long since gone soft. i think maddox called it best.

"As sanctimonious as U2 tries to be, the reason their faces are lit during the commercial isn't because they're larger-than-life rock stars, but rather, because they're not. When was the last time U2 had a hit? Or a flop? Or anything for that matter? Their last major release was in 2000, an album which was so inconsequential that merely labeling it as such bumps it into a lesser category of sucktitude (but just barely, so eat shit). If their faces weren't lit up, nobody would know who they were except for the most diehard U2 fans, and nobody cares what they think."

-maddox

thepageintheuniverse.com

by daniel September 16, 2005

aso

a fucking loser who needs a life

wow you r a fucking aso

by daniel January 21, 2004

baloofa

someone who whenever he/she takes a shower does his loofa consequently making it like a yellow oreo white on the inside yellow on the inside (if it is a female, she has a penis)

Hey John, I heard Kenny is a baloofa!

by Daniel August 13, 2004

beggin'

tight, up and in it, nice

Her ass is beggin'

by Daniel February 9, 2004

handraper

person who takes a passed out person's hand and uses it to masturbate with.

Did you hear what Brad did last weekend? He handraped Irene when she was passed out on the couch

by Daniel April 21, 2005