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i backspaced all over robs guitar

by balls October 6, 2003

Gey

When something exceeds being excessively gay.

VERB - "I think she wants to have sex with me, but I don't want to use her."
"..... Dude, totally gey."

NOUN - "I gotta go clean my new white basketball shoes, I'll meet up with you later."
"You're such a fucking gey."

by Balls November 14, 2004

Dirty nightlight

When a guy and girl are fucking and come across a nightlight that could be used as a butt plug

Damn I heard that they figured out what a dirty nightlight was last night

by Balls December 4, 2022

Faglor

A male who hates women because they wont touch his sack.
A pro-male male. Masculinist.

Feder-FUCKING-rico is a faglor.

by Balls July 6, 2003

spabba

The flap of skin between yo nuts and your anus.

SPA-ce B-etween your B-alls and A-ss

See chode

Pavey is a total fucking spabba.

by Balls April 1, 2003

vesuvius

When a guy sets fire to his loved-one's pubic hair, just prior to ejaculation, then pulls out and extinguishes the flames with semen before they result in a 'scorched earth' type situation.

Good method of contraception, who really wants to remain inside with a burning bush pressed against their stomach?

Him: Hold on honey, i'll have that out in no time.
Her: AAAAAAAAARGGHHHH AAAAAIIIEEEEE IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

by Balls March 24, 2004

Dumper

A girl's ass that you'd like to tap. Infact, any girls ass. I love girl asses.

"Man, that girl's legs go on forever."
"Not a bad dumper either."

by Balls November 14, 2004