beating the meat

playing with your genitals, masturbation.

I like beating the meat.

by Someone August 03, 2003

penile gland

A gland located in the penis. Simulating this gland can cause erection as well as eruption

Peter rubbed my penile gland until I sprayed that shit all over his face

by someone February 06, 2003

galoot

idiot that has no idea what he's doing, and someone who changes themselves (physically, sometimes mentally) during a relationship

He used to be all preppy and now that he's going out with her, he's become a galoot.

by someone March 18, 2004

carlosorn

A god-like computer programmer, sometimes even referred to as a computer saint. Nobody can actually achieve his level, it is the ultimate orgasmic state of programing envied by both newbies and expert.

I'm a good programmer, but nothing like Vorn.

by Someone March 11, 2004

Thedrow

Someone who keeps trying to get naked with Cuculain, with a side helping of sybexs.

by Someone July 09, 2003

buttsecks

Unprotected anal sex. A phrase often used on the IGN Vestibule to describe two males giving one another orgasmic anal pleasure by way of a double-headed slimy black used didlo.

SDM: y helo thar buttsecks????! lOLOLOLOLOOOLLL

ASI: yesplz

by someone February 25, 2004

pop punk

See oxymoron

pop punk

by someone March 23, 2004