Speed bump

An abnormally large line of cocaine.
"Whoooooooo.......that speed bump damn near killed me, dawg!"
by Anonymous July 25, 2004
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Nought

Another way to say zero. Not used very often.
Bill: Nought... One...
Jim: Nought?
Bill: Zero, dammit!
by Anonymous March 20, 2005
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cloak and dagger

A radio program on AM 640 based in Toronto which covers a potpourri of conspiracy theories. Hosted by two men calling themselves Lenny Bloom and Sleeper. With the exception of SOME thing they say about the NWO and JFK assassination, nothing that these 2 jokers put out can be taken seriously.
"The Queen of England is a reptilian. The twin towers were not hit by planes but cruise missles loaded with holograms" - Lenny Bloom

"God I hate this show sometimes" - Sleeper

See cloakanddagger.ca for more bullshit.
by anonymous December 19, 2003
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gar

A term used towards male characters and individuals who are so overwhelmingly manly that your own masculinity is absolutely *buried*, leaving you naught but a whimpering, swooning girl-child before them.

Originated in 4chan's /a/ board. A poster was describing his feelings towards the Fate/Stay Night character Archer, and mistyped "gay" as "gar".
"Episode 14 left me totally gar for Archer."
"You are gar for badasses, but gay for traps."
by Anonymous June 18, 2006
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UCLA

A school of sad, sad kids. Apparently, due to the number of "Up" votes for anti-USC, pro-UCLA definitions, there are a lot of UCLA kids lurking around urban dictionary. Compare this to the noticeable, comparatively less number of "Up" votes for pro-USC, anti-UCLA definitions.

Here's the big secret: It's due to the fact that kids at USC have LIVES and usually don't hang around the web and try to one-up and bash their rival school on a WEBSITE.

Obvious conclusion: So many UCLA kids only frequent urban dictionary because they are worried and insecure, and can't one-up or bash the winners at the University of Southern California in any other arena but the safe and faceless world wide web.

Like I said: sad, sad kids. :(

Just wait and see how many "Down" votes there'll be for this definition, and you'll see how many insecure UCLA kids there are neurotically checking out UCLA definitions on urban dictionary.
Other words to describe many a UCLA kid:

Bitter
Loser
Desperate


Or just: Trojankiller
by anonymous April 18, 2005
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Widemouth

A Chat website owned by G , also known as Widey. Populated by mostly n00bs.
-bahh...i have one many times that size...but im not going to show it to you because i dont like you

- Yeh well , I don't like you either , you touch yourself much too much.

- yes. yes i do
by Anonymous January 21, 2005
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soccer mom

These women love their children and like to be "cool" with the kids. Usually they try and protect their kids from anything that may be evil.
Soccer moms wear khaki pants from the Gap.
by Anonymous July 18, 2004
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