1)(noun)-Portly cyborg sent back through time to be a general pain in everyone's ass. Abilities include anal-retentive storytelling and lightspeed speech delivery.
2)(verb)-to Zeldinate; to drive someone to suicide through incessant verbosity
2)(verb)-to Zeldinate; to drive someone to suicide through incessant verbosity
1) The Zeldinator has been hunting me and studying me for years now. Only now do I have a chance of escaping its clutches.
2)"Is it dead?"
"ZELDINATED."
2)"Is it dead?"
"ZELDINATED."
by Anonymous August 07, 2003
an inhumane experiment where the governments tries to throw as many people as possible together in the same building and fuck with them without getting sued for it
dude, why didnt they cancel school? its snowing!
school is a canspiracy, man. whenever someone figures out whats going on, BAM! they have "problems" and need to see the "counselor"
school is a canspiracy, man. whenever someone figures out whats going on, BAM! they have "problems" and need to see the "counselor"
by anonymous January 11, 2005
A really ugly and fat person who really wants sex so they decide to be a prostitute. Usually females with moustaches.
EEP :Looking for a good time?
Man :ermmm...it would be so hard to resist if you didn't have a piece of chicken stuck in your moustache
Man :ermmm...it would be so hard to resist if you didn't have a piece of chicken stuck in your moustache
by anonymous February 03, 2005
A snatch that is as thick as the jungles of Vietnam. It is no man's land. Anything goes, and every guy for himself. Enter if you dare.
I was going to fuck this bangin chick last night until she bent over and I saw her bonzai pussy. I told her to get that zoo out of my house because the animals that could live in that thing smell like my ass after a fresh shit.
by Anonymous December 21, 2003
A person whose only believe is science and not god. Some freethinkers believe that god has abandoned us for a long time ago.
by Anonymous January 03, 2005