me's definitions

firefreek

When the length of the male genetal is greater in width than length. A real firefreek, should one be so unlucky as to see one, looks remakably similiar to a hockey puck or a miniture tractor tire. Those suffering from an inwardly collapsing scrotom, must take careful measures to keep their firefreek syndrome in balance. I recommend atleast 3 tablespoons of confectionary sugar daily, and as much crystal meth as one can get one's hands upon

OMG! Is that a firefreek from RSC!

by me December 20, 2004

resident

yet another word for penis.

girls love big residents.

by Me March 12, 2003

parra

slug juice

That guy is such a parra.

by me October 10, 2003

farmersville

Small town in texas about 45 miles from dallas.

small texas town with a population of 3000

by me November 2, 2004

story of the year

one of my favorite bands ever, i think its pretty funny how they mention death in a large majority of their songs, lol

they play my favorite song of all time "In The Shadows"

by me August 19, 2004

Squirrel Cover

Undergarments that cover a hairy vagina.

"I'd love to take you home and pull off your Squirrel Cover with my teeth so I can get at that bushy brown tail"

by me October 28, 2004

absinthe

The best alcohol drink ever invented!
Usually green in colour.

absinthe + irritable bowel syndrome = jobbies in ones pants.

Hapsburg Gold Label Absinthe is 89.9% alcohol! Now thats quality!

by Me March 21, 2005