pearled

the act of being pearled refers to the act of a guy cumming on the neck or lower leck of a girl. Being "pearled" usually happens after the action of titfucking.

After she squeezed her big tits around his hard cock and he titfucked her, he pearled her.

by Me November 14, 2003

smuff

the improper form of schma a word used by spud in the tv show "undergrads"

schma=smuff+ sentence+ funny words

by ME November 27, 2003

Punkd

kick ass show Ashton Kutcher is the man. Go John Deer

yo jonny lets go watch punkd man!

by me April 01, 2005

hot garbage

bull crap / not true

when someone tells a lie, they're full of "hot garbage"

by me January 08, 2004

lexington, ma

Ignorant town of spoiled, ridiculously ridiculous idiots. Town's biggest heros=Paul Revere and that guy who won survivor.

Textbook- birthplace of American liberty
In reality- birthplace of a bunch of stupid bitchy people who will never do anything good for this world except for die.

by me May 25, 2005

titty tucker

AKA Hotdog...(reference the original definition)...and just picture it.

Dick: Honey, how bout a titty tucker!
Honey: Is that a new kind of bra?
Dick: haha...I'll show you...

by Me March 14, 2004

prostitution

Sex for pay. "Profession" defended by sexophilic liberals and lazy white trash.

As long as its two consenting adults, who cares if they spread diseases and destroy families.

by me August 23, 2003