j's definitions

piss in my cornflakes

A big let down; disappointment; An urban version of "Rain on my parade"

A favorite saying growing up in Michigan

Damn, I was about to bang this bitch and her parents had to come home and piss in my cornflakes!

by J April 27, 2004

NOILA

Something real hot. Taking something to the next level. Something that fiya. Keeping if hood and proper at the damn side. Keep it legit and stay hood wit it. Also means carrying a shank

JCASH from Strong Island is mad noila sen.

by J April 29, 2004

i want a famous face

A TV show were people would have plastic surgery to look like their favorite celebrities and a dude tried to look like Jennifer Lopez.

The dude who tried to look like Jennifer Lopez doesn't still look like Jennifer Lopez.

by J May 3, 2004

SUV

The Lacrosse Mom-mobile.

Lacrosse is to SUV as Soccer is to Minivan. Put that on your SAT test.

by j May 4, 2004

world's best rappers list

1- Immortal Technique
2- 2Pac
3- Slug (Atmosphere)
4- Biggie
5- Gift of Gab (Blackalicious)
6- Em
7- Wu Tang
8- Nas
9- Tribe Called Quest
10- Royce Da 5'9"

Just my humble opinion.

by J May 5, 2004

Yank

A racial slure agasint asian people
(Derives from the word chink)

1. Look at that Yank!

by J May 7, 2004

Cuban Prisoner

A sexual position when the male is receiving felatio and the male ties the female's hair around the back of hsi buttocks

Yo man, that fat chick loves playing Cuban Prisoner

by J May 7, 2004