fighter jet

Fighting aircraft designed to destroy other military hardware

The fighter jet blew the other plane clean out the sky!

by Tom April 04, 2003

monkey nuts

Choocolate covered carmel-almond clusters. Could also be cashew, peanut, or any other type of nut.

Hey, what are those, monkey nuts?

by Tom January 07, 2003

Pouch

a slang term to describe a hot woman, one you would dream about having sex with. Can be coupled with other words and adverbs.

From the use of pouch as the vagina. as in "i want her pouch"

"dude, that chick is puch"
"she is pouchtastic"
Guy out the window of a car yelling at a woman: "PPPPOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHH"
"Man this place is PC: Pouch City"

by Tom January 10, 2005

The Tean Corner

A corner of computers at Leek collge where Emma tom and scott sit and talk about things such as bags of wank

Emma brought some chewits back from wilko's to the tean corner

by Tom March 09, 2004

Spasmoidal

When something is particularly badly done/made like it was a Spaz doing it.

The Welsh

by Tom November 13, 2003

hair pie

Particularly hairy snatch, also commonly referred to as the 'hip-to-hip wookie bush'

Her hair pie was so full, even her grannie panties could not contain it.

by tom December 07, 2004

mixed bag

a mixture of races combining to produce offspring

justin pulled a mixed bag
marcus would like to pull a mixed bag

by tom May 01, 2003