jack-off

1. Verb. Exercising the art of masturbation
2. Verb. To create an orgasm simulating another sexual partner with the hand or other masturbating aids (e.g. fleshlight, hand, dildo)
3.Noun. An asshole, homo, or otherwise retard who's by calling them a jack-off is saying that they shouldn't have been born and was a waste of sperm which is a jack-off
4.Noun. A waste of sperm produced by the art of masturbation

Tom is a porn addict, therefore he likes to jack-off.

Tom jacks off in public for everyone to view therefore he is a jack-off.

Tom likes to jack-off so much his girlfriend has nothing to do but, jack-off.

by Tom April 12, 2006

Dirty Chalkboard

While having anal sex, the man removes his penis and draggs it accross a white wall.

What's that brown line on the wall from? It's from the Dirty Chalkboard I did last night.

by Tom July 01, 2006

gred

wanna be drop out, hes thinks hes cool but hes not! basically dumb as shit

" you are gary " " very stupid "
" unknowing "

by tom May 13, 2005

Geeve

1. Having no particular interest or concern; apathetic: geeve about the sufferings of others
2. Having no marked feeling for or against: She geeved about their proposal
3. Not mattering one way or the other: I geeve which outfit you choose
4. Characterized by a lack of partiality; unbiased: a geeving moderator
5. Not active or involved; neutral: guests of this site geeve

One who "geeve"s; Often heard to utter the word "meh", type *shrugs shoulders.

by Tom February 25, 2003

homish

to be gay or homosexual, or something is gay.

That's mighty homish

by Tom June 14, 2004

puddin-footed

Ususally refers to a horses foot. A bare-footed horse's foot spreads with time like a person who goes barefoot all the time.

That horse will wear a #2 shoe - It's puddin-footed. She's run around barefoot so long she's puddin-footed

by Tom February 17, 2005

blato

Abv. of the word blatently, often used at the end of a sentance.

"Oi nick, lets go pull some slags!"

"Yeh mate blato"

by Tom March 07, 2004